When u realize u sent an important text to the wrong person
Never hang out with anyone who says “feminist” the same way Draco Malfoy says “mudblood”.
This is the best way to explain this.
never hang out with anyone who says “men” the same way malfoy says “mudblood” either
Never hang out with anyone who says anything like “mudblood”
unless it’s “vegetables”
A windows phone could literally predict the future and I would still want an iPhone
I only eat organic, locally grown ass
The start of a little project I’m working on.
my ideal roommate: dog