one of those things that bark by the ocean
one of those things that bark by the ocean

dolphinboy420:

WHY DO COMPLIMENTS MAKE ME FEEL 2% BETTER BUT INSULTS MAKE ME FEEL 87% WORSE I DONT LIKE THAT

(Source: dolphinboy89)


nentindo:

kidshade:

ediebrit:

IM FUCKING SCREAMING

IM IN FUCKING STITCHES 

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the only thing funnier than this video are the comments on it


  • attractive person: hi
  • me: is this some kind of sick joke

legoalbums:

Arctic Monkeys - AM Singles

Relax. You will become an adult. You will figure out your career. You will find someone who loves you. You have a whole lifetime; time takes time. The only way to fail at life is to abstain.
- Johanna de Silentio  (via citys-imple)

(Source: wordsthat-speak)


ermerlier:

yougobro:

So only home girl from frozen can turn up

There’s is nothing I don’t love about that sentence

(Source: jehneeg)

simonwang:

thats my favourite animal

(Source: heyworlditsmematthew)

hannibalhamlin:

The only book I will ever need

hannibalhamlin:

The only book I will ever need

lokeleo:

andthenewt:

weirdnessloveandscifi:

bohemian-napsody:

very fucking punny you shits

teeth

with all the actual humour, tumblr still finds “teeth” the funniest thing.

actual humor

fiyero-rocher:

theatre = art form

theater = location

if it has musical numbers = musical

if it does not = play

when in doubt, just call it a show