Wtf this girl said I’d get lung cancer bc I was smoking a cigarette
I smoke like 3 cigarettes every two weeks lol ok
once I heard my parents talking to my brother and they said “we got really worried about you when you started smoking in college” and he said, “I smoked like 6 cigarettes”
People who reply to a text post and then replace the source with “staff” so that it looks like the Tumblr staff said it
And then people who reblog it and are like “wow!!! the Tumblr staff are hilarious hahhaha!!”
I’m praying for y’all
Female privilege is getting to claim a headache to avoid sex.
Female oppression is having to claim physical illness to avoid sex because men won’t take a simple fucking “no” for an answer.
Female oppression is men being so entitled that they think being denied sex is oppressive.
I want to make a shirt that says “I’m not on parahoy so don’t fucking bother me” so I can wear it everyday until parahoy is over and people will know not to even speak to me because I just c a n t
Gay men need to stop acting like a revulsion for the female body is a required trait for male homosexuality. It’s not. That’s misogynists excusing their hatred as innate and immutable.
do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts
yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me
i feel you
we all feel you
why are so many people touching me
This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night